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 International Fraternal Order of Mike Nelsons

P.O. Box 2271

Canyon Lake, TX

78130-2271

 

 My name is Mike Nelson !

 

      Are you as proud of that statement as I am? If so, I would like to personally invite you to join the newest and most exciting organization in the world; the International Fraternal Order of Mike Nelsons !

      Currently funded entirely by myself, this “private” club was formed to harness the power and wisdom of all Mike Nelsons on the planet. As a group, we can help with critical environmental and social issues, influence key elections, even contribute to world peace. But this organization is not all hard work, we can have fun,too!

      Our first annual convention is tentatively scheduled to convene in ? on a date to be determined by our Vice President. At the convention, we will compose and initiate our Organizational Charter, decide on club goals and timetables, and then we’re off to explore the host city !

      Our Director of Merchandising will be in charge of the production and marketing of all items (club T-shirts, coffee mugs, lapel pins, etc…) that are sold for fund raising events and charity donations.

      Our yet-to-be-elected Director of Sports and Entertainment will plan and coordinate events to help make our sometimes dull lives more exciting.

      Our Director of Communications will plan, print and distribute all official newsletters and produce and update the Official Mike Nelson Web Page as necessary.

      Our yet-to-be-elected Director of Membership will plan and coordinate activities to add more Mike Nelsons to our growing fraternity.

      Our yet-to-be-elected Director of Procedures and Legality is in charge of our Organizational Charter and By-laws, presides over all official meetings, and helps with any other “Official Legal Stuff”.

 

 

 

Thank you Mike !

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Mike Nelson

President

International Fraternal Order of Mike Nelsons

 

Very Important

I am asking every member to send in a personal Mike Nelson memento for our new Mike NelsonMemorabilia Museum. This can be your business card, old library card, speeding ticket, dry cleaning receipt or any other printed item with your name.